Busting my blog cherry
Wow, unlike the first time I had sex this was pleasant and I haven't chaffed yet. No blisters on my hands like there were blisters on my dick. That's a good start. So, its December huh? One week from now I will be stoned and layed out in a dentist chair. I've never actually been sedated before. Hmm. Speaking of high as a kite, the paint fumes in this place are making my eyes bug out. I kinda wanna scratch them out of my head and replace them with perfectly smooth cat-eye marbles. Plus I think I see mini Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's running around weilding stiff drinks. Fuck.