Busting my blog cherry

Wow, unlike the first time I had sex this was pleasant and I haven't chaffed yet. No blisters on my hands like there were blisters on my dick. That's a good start.
So, its December huh?
One week from now I will be stoned and layed out in a dentist chair. I've never actually been sedated before. Hmm.
Speaking of high as a kite, the paint fumes in this place are making my eyes bug out. I kinda wanna scratch them out of my head and replace them with perfectly smooth cat-eye marbles. Plus I think I see mini Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's running around weilding stiff drinks.
Fuck.

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